About | Jacked Granny
About us

a deep, dark secret.

Granny in the kitchen

Granny doesn't want you to eat protein bars (...even hers).

She wants you to eat fresh food: fruit, veggies, chicken, fish.

But, when you can't, we made the next-best thing:

love you, Jacked Granny

Our founder…

...doesn't matter.

We exist to serve you the simplest protein bar on earth.

Instead of a glitzy photo shoot, or a linkedin hype-post, we'll let the bar do the talkin'.

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the real stars of the show.

Four ingredients per bar. Sourced from people we trust, in places that take it seriously. Each one earns its spot.

peanuts
Georgia
Georgia

High-oleic runner peanuts, grown by good people who care about the soil, the bees, and the bar.

egg whites
Ohio
Ohio

Egg whites from a family-run farm. Clean, simple, allergy-friendly. Just the protein, none of the weird stuff.

maple syrup
Vermont
Vermont

Organic Grade A Amber, tapped from 1,500 acres of Vermont woods that double as a songbird habitat. Yes really.

raspberries
Utah
Utah

Whole non-GMO raspberries, picked at peak and dried with zero added sugar. Just the berry.

cocoa powder
Colorado
Colorado

Dutch-process cocoa — smooth, deep, kinda fancy. Bakes into every chocolate bar like it's home.

The simplest bar on earth.

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