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Granny on the phone in her kitchen
literally 4 ingredients mixed in a bowl.

(and they're all in Granny's lil red fridge)

Peanuts grown in Georgia
Egg whites from hens in Ohio
Maple syrup tapped in Vermont
Dried raspberries picked wherever the season is best
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